I probably won't send any emails between now and August 11th. But you never know, I might.
And they might be entertaining. You never know unless you get on the list.
One time, there was a certain man who wanted to get on the waiting list, but didn't do it right then.
What happened to him? While I can't say directly - I'll just tell you that he missed out. And all he had to do was click the button: