Empower Network

Apologies to my wussy Empower Network friends

I’m sorry.
That’s right, I truly am sorry.
For putting you through the ringer
In my first conference blog post
“EN Atlanta Conference, by hook or by crook”
Working on your sense of pride
By emphasising that I was flying
All the way from Sydney, Australia
Pulling your nose in the process.
That was not fair.
So I’m sorry.

And then in my second conference post
“Empower Network Conference. Don’t be a wussy!”
I did it again.
Called you all wussies.
For not signing up for the Atlanta conference.
Derided you for making other things more important.
Rubbing your face in the dirt.
That was not fair.
So I’m sorry.

Empower Network. Why the change?

You see.
I’ve been doing a lot of thinking lately.
Dangerous thing to do!
I remembered what happened in my career.
When I retired from the petroleum industry and
Started running a few small start-up companies.

My colleagues suggested some badass strategies
To stifle the competition
And maybe put them out of business.
As Managing Director I voted against this.
I didn’t want their families to suffer
So we could prosper in their angst
That was not fair.

But what the hell was I doing?
Feeling sorry for the competition
Not putting my companies priorities first
Eventually my own companies collapsed
And we lost all our money
It was our families who suffered
Because I was too nice.

Empower Network is a business

Do you agree?
The Empower Network is really a business.
And our clients are the billions of internet users.
All over the world.

That’s why I have to change my thinking
And put business first
And niceties last.
No more Mr Nice Guy
Welcome Mr Badass Scrooge

That’s why I had to apologize
For so nicely criticizing you
And yet encouraging you
To attend the Atlanta conference
By hook or by crook.

The May Free Bonus Training is Limited

You already know that by now.
The May Free bonus training is limited
Only three sessions a week
With maybe one week off
That’s only 9 sessions.

It’s also limited by numbers
Of those who are allowed to participate
Only those who are ALL IN
Who have purchased all the products
All $1,620 of them
Plus the monthly $19.95 eWallet fee

So if you are not ALL IN
Sorry Baby
Hasta La Vista
See you next year
With love from those of us who
have been taught the badass strategies
to make $1,000 each and every day.

We’re business people
The Empower Network is our business
And we’ll make damn sure that we learn
How to make $1,000 a day, consistently.
So we can survive
And prosper
As every business should.
Like our Empower Network business.

And if you are not ALL IN
And you are not there
There is less competition for my business.
Business first.
From Mr Badass Scrooge.

Empower Network Atlanta Conference Strategies

You already know by now, don’t you?
That we all have to sign NDA’s
(Non-Disclosure Agreements)
All 2,000 of us

We will be forbidden by law
To disclose what we learn
During the Empower Network conference.
To any of you.

And David Wood has already intimated
That he will be teaching secret strategies to us
That only the insider leaders know about.

Secret Strategies that will blow our businesses wide open.
Secret Strategies that will increase our income ability
To way, way more than the $1,000 per day
That was taught in the Free May Bonus training session.

That’s what our leaders are doing for us
Those of us who are seriously business-minded
Who are ALL IN and will do everything
As our leaders teach us to do

They’ll give us the skills and strategies
To talk about $500,000 per year
Or even $1,000,000 per year
Or even more.

Empower Network Conference. I’ll be there!

So if you can’t make it
That’s too bad
Oh, I’ll think of you
But I’ll be happy for myself

Mr Badass Scrooge
Happy that his Empower Network business
Has got the jump
On all you wussies who can’t make it
To the Empower Network conference.

Hey,
If you are reading this blog
And you’re not a member of the Empower Network
Don’t join any other team.
Join mine. Right now. By clicking on this line.
Mr Badass Scrooge.
Let’s show them that business comes first.