Don’t Drink The Guru Ketchup
by Dan & Cassidy | on December 4, 2012
So did I ever tell you about the time I drank a container of ketchup?
It was really tasty when I was 10 years old.
Late one night, I waited until my parents fell asleep.
Once they did, I hopped down from my bunk bed and tip toed down the stairs.
I slowly opened the refrigerator door, only to find the ketchup was stored too high.
So, being the clever little red head I was, I went over to the dining room and grabbed a chair.
Once I had the chair in placed, I hopped on, and grabbed that fine lookin bottle of red ketchup.
I felt in heaven.
I cracked open the cap and guzzled away.
And I didn’t just sip a couple drops.
I drank the entire bottle.
I was burping out fumes of Tomatoes, at that point
Once I was done, I’d take the bottle and fill it with water in the sink.
Then I placed exactly back in the fridge and went to bed
I placed it with water because I didnt want my parents to see it was missing and I drank an entire bottle again.
Yes, this wasnt the first time I had a ketchup craving.
So the next day, my mother decided to boil of batch of hotdogs for lunch.
I was so nervous she was gonna grab the ketchup and discover what I done.
So I tried convincing her that my brother and I only wanted mustard on our hotdogs.
But she wasnt buying it.
She knows dam well, he only eats a hotdog with just ketchup.
so once the hotdogs were done, she grabbed that ketchup bottle, and started pouring water all over the buns…
The table got completely soaked with red stinky tomato water and the buns were just drenched.
She turned around and starred straight at me, with her arms crossed.
I knew I was in huge trouble.
so I ran upstairs. and slammed the door.
She yelled over her lungs “Your grounded for a week!”
“And you are gonna ride your bike and go buy a new bottle of ketchup!”
From then on, every time she bought ketchup, she’d hide it way in the back behind the milk so I wouldn’t notice.
But I still did. hehe.
So when comes to network marketing, don’t drink the guru ketchup too quickly.
You will end up getting caught trying to fake your success, to grab someone’s wallet.
What do I mean?
Don’t go out there, and start creating landing pages with videos saying how you made $10,000 last month, when in reality you didn’t.
Don’t lie about yourself.
People will see right through you.
Be transparent, with everything you do.
If you haven’t made a single cent, just market your audience, about how inspired you are by the opportunity Empower Network has.
Or even better, just talk about other successful people in Empower.
Either way, if you apply what is taught in Empower when you join, You will be able to create your own “money” story within a short few months.
So stop drinking the dam ketchup