The Legend of Chuck Norris and Mustachules
by Aki Wood | on March 10, 2012
A lot of people think they know about the true history and origin of the almighty Chuck Norris, but they are missing a huge part of the story:
Mustachules
Watch this video with a beautiful sunset over the ocean in Costa Rica, and I will break down the details for you(the video also contains one of the best collection of Chuck Norris Jokes you can find anywhere).
Legend of Chuck Norris and Mustachules:
Now that you know the truth, you can see just how deep the rabbit hole goes. I’ve spent the last couple of years uncovering the facts about this, and I have recorded most of my findings on the following web pages:
- Mustachules Vs Chuck Norris
- The Secret Origins of Chuck Norris, Mustachules, and Hulk Hogan
- Introducing Althazar…
- Mustachules, Saga of the Assless Chaps
- Battle For the Pubic Empire
- Return of the Ice Ninjas
It’s time that the legend of the Mustache God reached the entire planet. Share this everywhere you can before the legends are lost again…
You’ve been warned,
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About The Author: Aki Wood
I am an alien from another planet. Well, maybe not, however I do think it is entirely possible that the human race was created by spacemen that blended their DNA with monkeys as a science experiment. But I suppose that would make us all aliens, wouldn't it? In 2010 I got fired from my crappy job for drinking at work. I decided I loved my wife and 2 kids too much to get another lame job, so I turned to the internet for salvation; my brother David, the CEO and Co-Founder of the Empower Network was having success online at the time, so I decided to give it a go. That turned out to be a damn good decision. I am one of the many amazing leaders here in the Empower Network, who are all here working for you to make your world whatever you dream it to be.
