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I’ve tried several diets. But because of that nude photo David Wood had used on the header of this Empower Network blog, I have to go on a diet because I don’t look that good top-less.

But…

…Diets suck!

I’ve tried them all:

• the celery diet – I can eat anything but celery
• the fennel diet – I can eat anything but fennel
• the ginger diet – I can eat anything but ginger
• the chocolate diet – I can eat all the chocolate I want

I might try this diet next: